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*O, MV Ayangburen!*
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The newly crowned warrior Of Lagos Waterways
 Keep on sailing without Contour
 Your way is our way. 

O MV Ayangburen  Lagosians want more of you
Your steadfast love is better
Than a four wheeled moving cottage
When the unwise hit the coal tar
Blowing noise at each other
Sweating in a congested road traffic
In the four wheeled wahala. 

We behold on to your power and glory
For in you there is safety and serenity
In your efficiency, you are affordable
In speed, you are swift. 
 
And when gridlock called  Go-slow
bemoan Ikorodu Expressway
 We just sway through the vast waterways
in your majestical glory 

With your on-board wifi service
Charging port to charge our phones
Comfortable Leather seats
We feel like staying in you forever 

We will arrive fresh at Falomo
In twinkle of Eye, you are again at Ijede
You cover 7km to Badore in 7min
You broke your own record
And set a new milestone
22trips in one day
All hail MV Ayangburen
The Warrior of Lagos Waterways. 

©️Semasaseun

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