CHRONICLE OF A NIGERIAN GRADUATE
100 level(fresh in school) - I'll graduate with a first class! 200 level (after a couple of C's) - l must graduate with a 2:1 300 level(Reality setting in) - hmmmm 2:2 is not a bad result. I can get at least a 150k job after graduating. 400 level : Baba God, I don't want to come out of school with third class.  NYSC (After managing to scale out with a 2:2) - This NYSC is a waste of time, I need to finish this service on time to start making cool cash! At least 100k job won't be too bad After NYSC and a couple of GNLD interview experience - This country sef don tire person, I will manage 50k job just for the experience. After 1 year, no job - any job vacancy thread they see on nairaland they apply. Accountant needed in an Oil and gas company - applied! Engineer with 10 years experience needed - applied! Graduate Trainee in Zenith Bank - applied! Dangote Truck Drivers needed - applied! Bouncers needed in a popu...